Tax The Testes

It has come to my attention, that several states across this great nation of ours, are doing their level best to impede Woman’s Civil Rights. I have an answer for that! In as much as men (for the most part), are behind these actions, to take our nation back to pre 16th century standards of  living, it occurred to me that the easiest way to bring about some form of fairness, would be to tax their testes.
Women come with a predetermined amount of ovum, wherein which to produce progeny. Easily counted with the types of invasive technology we have today. Women could set up a payment plan for taxation of the “eggs” and have it paid off in no time at all. Men however, are the gift that just keeps on giving. These types of men want to, tax and audit women in the doctor’s office, invade their privacy, subject them to psychological testing and spiritual battery. Therefore in my opinion,  turnabout is fair-play.

Imagine the possibilities!

It would take a small government stipend to equip every wife, sister, daughter, mother and grandmother, with a small black-light for body scanning and an infrared camera to photograph the evidence for cataloging. Black-lights to illuminate the “Spillage”, photographs for inspection. At the end of every month, tally up the total and send it to the I.R.S. for proper taxation, at the end of every fiscal year. It wouldn’t even involve a doctor’s office or extra I.R.S. agents. Unless something happened at those offices.

A lot less privacy invasive too, since women that are central to men’s lives, would be in charge of counting for taxation. We as women, could come up with a Nationallly Standardized packet, which would include a psychological profile checklist for men, who are over zealous about their emissions and recommendations such as, churches that are local to the area, to remind them that God frowns on “Spilling Your Seed”.  Then refer those men to psychologists and psychiatrists that specialize in the “Spilling of the Seed” wantonly.  Followed up by a visit to the I.R.S. office to report on their “progress”.

For the really egregious  offenders, non-profit, public speaking engagements, which would feature power-point presentations that included, apologies, the King James version of the evils of wasting one’s “Seed”, a list from Hammurabi’s Code of consequences, should the matter have to be taken up more than 3 times, and of course, pictures where the crimes were committed, confessions, closing with a recrimination segment, by the public at large, in attendance . All to be recorded and documented, kept in an online, publicly accessible file.